Photoshop Is now Smarter than I am

Holy crap. The new Photoshop will now be able to autocorrect around objects to be removed. It will only cost $178,943!

The real problem is getting hot chicks to hang out with gamers.

A recent posting on VGC has a listing of the top 10 best Wii games to get girls to wiggle for you. I'm not sure I even know women of this caliber, let alone getting them to willingly play these games in bikinis.

Alice in Wonderland 1.0

Painstaking effort was made to restore the very first version of Lewis Carroll's classic story of Alice in Wonderland. And here i am bitching about when Th Life Aquatic will be out on blu-ray.

Tech Picks of the Day:

Flexible LED

Doodling 2.0

Been doing this for years.

Mars is not a Cold Dead Place...uh...well...

Someone FINALLY Invented This!

At long last you can clear your nose anytime someone calls. The tissue industry will explode. Time for some smart investing.

It has begun...

I often wondered how the Zombie Apocalypse will begin. Until now I had assumed it would be started by the unusual events starting back in July of 2008. A fireball descended over Southern California and disappeared before anyone could find evidence.

And again in September 09 and as recently as January of 2010. I myself have witnessed one of these fireballs and can vouch that it is humbling and awe inspiring.

The biggest news though was the impact of a meteorite in Peru which caused local villagers to fall ill. This was the beginning of the end to me.

But the truth of the ZA will arise from what will be heralded as a breakthrough in modern medicine and/or man's extension of his lifespan.

Brain cancer vaccine. Enough said.

Eighteen months later I would reflect upon this turn of events while reloading my shotgun in a derelict Jamba Juice followed shortly by the jarring bark of my 100-pound Rottweiler, Artemis, as more limping corpses came our way.

Day One

This is a test of the might of man and machine combined. May this harmonious be a beautiful harbinger of brilliance.